EUROVISION: The London Olympics Edition, part 4

On to part 4. Now once again, this is all about if the ESC committees of those participated this year would send one of the countries' participants from London to represent their countries in song.

DISCLAIMER! This is 100% spoof and is NOT meant to be taken seriously.

Proceed.

ITALY. Valentina Vezzali "The Foil Song"
"The Foil Song" is produced by the same team who produced "Facebook," the entry of Valentina Monetta (San Marino) at EUROVISION LVII in May. Except a few things. The beat takes a route similar to early '90s hip hop, and the sound is distorted as opposed to 'Facebook' and yes! Valentina Vezzali actually sings compared to Monetta!

LATVIA. Maris Strombergs "Breaking Away"
"Breaking Away" is a 90% piano piece, with a sound that is almost similar to the song "Standing Still" by Roman Lob, the German entrant at EUROVISION LVII this past May. It chronicles the men's BMX champion's road to repeating as gold medalist in the men's race, as well as the only to win gold so far in men's BMX in the Olympics.

LITHUANIA. Ruta Meilutyte "Like a Shark's Fin"
This Euroballad recounts a 15-year old's path to gold as one of the youngest gold medalists from the London Olympics and why she broke a world record in the process. Hang on folks, this could be a winner.

MACEDONIA (or FYROM). Simona Marinova "I Tried"
"I Tried" is about the Macedonian swimmer's only heat in one of the events in the pool despite a slow time. Macedonia had no medals at these summer games. Great for Euroballad fans.

MALTA. Diane Borg "Resistance is Futile"
Prepare to get assimilated with this tune by the Maltese sprinter which is heavily fused between garage rock and drum and bass. Truly a cool tune to enjoy for generations.

MOLDOVA. Anatoli Ciriru "Lift Me Up (and Up and Up)"
This is a cool tune for the weightlifter about an invisible spirit that he is trying to lift up using the snatch and clean and jerk techniques. It is a hybrid of Dave Matthews Band meets Hootie & the Blowfish and G. Love and Special Sauce. Like all three bands? You'll like this!

MONTENEGRO. Women's handball team "Throw It To the Net!"
In 2012, it was Buranovskiye Babushki-the grannies from Russia-who finished 2nd in Baku. In 2013, prepare for more epicness! Enter the Montenegrin women's national handball team, that finished runner up to Norway in the gold medal final on Saturday. This entry is geared for more Montenegrins-men and women-to start playing handball. There are over 100 men and women who play handball in that country, so this is a good way to market to prospects. This is basically taking the page of the 1985 Chicago Bears' "Super Bowl Shuffle", as well as the Los Angeles (Oakland) Raiders' "Silver and Black Attack", New York Mets' "Let's Go Mets Go!", and Los Angeles (St. Louis) Rams' "Ram It" among others. Get the pattern here? This is win!

So that's that for part 4. Part 5 will feature entries from Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Romania, Russia, San Marino and Serbia.