Whodunnit? Episode 4 Review: Not a Horse of a Chance!

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As the remaining guests pieced together how Don was mauled by the puma.  He didn't like his T-bone medium rare, so he went to the kitchen. When Don cooked the T-bone, arsenic smells began to trigger from the kitchen grill. Don got some of it, and it continued to spread throughout the kitchen. It passed through a seam in a hatch door where a puma came through. It was from there, Don was mauled to death. Giles would later shoot the puma.

As the remaining nine split into three groups, the kitchen was full of blood that was Don's. Also, his body had paw prints from the puma which makes me believe these two things: the puma sexually assaulted Don, and the puma might have contained the HIV virus. At the in-manor morgue, I see that there was all blood on the back of his ass, but no seminal fluid, especially from the puma. Animals can rape humans you know.

Various messages were hidden all over the place, including one that Giles originally read, where I think based upon its size, originated from a fortune cookie. Don't know if it had any lottery numbers on the other side. Another was this tiny message on this periodic table.

Once again, more friction. As Geno, Ronnie and Dana were more valuable this time, there were more harm toward Cris (I think). But it was at the dinner table where it counts. Now keep in mind, if you watched Siberia last Monday, George withdrew and took home $5,000 after Tommy was 'killed' off. So I was assuming that Dana would tell her mates the same thing, especially the last two episodes where she got the 'scared' card. Apparently, somebody talked her into continuing her quest for $250k. And after ducking the 'scared' card in back to back weeks, Giles announced that Dana was spared and will get to live another week.

Now onto the card distribution. I was hoping a woman would be killed off and that woman would be Cris, considering the pattern: Sheri, Dontae, Adrianna, and Don. As the remaining eight (sans Dana) unveiled their cards, it was a shock. First it was Ulysses that received a 'scared' card, then it was Kam. I was hoping Cris would, but her card said 'spared.' So it was down to the two attorneys.

The next morning, Giles and all the guests rode on horses on the farm. However it was the horse that Ulysses was on which lost control. Both the horse and Ulysses barreled down a hill and both fell. The horse is probably dead, but Ulysses, a practicing attorney, is dead as well. Remember, he's a popular contestant-among the slags. He was trying too hard to attempt to qualify for equestrian or modern pentathlon for Rio 2016. Thus, in ice hockey terminology, this is a two-man advantage for the women.

I see on the promo, a snake is gonna go after something or someone...hmmm....

As for the scorecard...

ELIMINATED
13. Sheri (blunt force trauma; electrocution)
12. Dontae (third degree burns)
11. Adrianna (cart explosion)
10. Don (mauled by puma)
9. Ulysses (fatal horse fall)

Remaining: Dana, Geno, Ronnie, Kam, Cris, Lindsey, Melina, Sasha