Whodunnit? Episode 3 Review: Don Tar-Tar

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This third episode of Whodunnit? explores the explosion that killed Adrianna, which led to two former 'scared' card holders picking up another 'scared' card.

It all started with the investigation of Adrianna's death, where she tried to leave the premises on a golf cart. Being so fit for her age she had to hustle, but the spot she 'had' to meet with this person is where she and the cart exploded. Adrianna's body flew to a tree, while the cart was on fire. In my previous review for the second episode, it seemed as if she was trying to imitate the cart scene from Jackass: The Movie. Wrong.

At first it was a land mine, but it was discovered that this killer probably placed a land mine there. A remote control was discovered-it could have been placed there by the killer-on Adrianna's left hand. It even gets intriguing, as I believe some invisible spirit dragged her and lured her and that was her ultimate demise.

Giles mentioned that Adrianna was watching 'reality TV.' Not true, she was probably originally watching the Spain-Tahiti FIFA Confederations Cup match. Once disappointed by Tahiti's efforts, she probably switched back to Rock of Love. She also had a bowl of Multi-Grain Cheerios in her hand, and dropped it. All that was discovered while the remaining guests were investigating.

But wait, there was more. Giles unleashed a clue. This clue was a bomb which split into half, and ten golf balls were inside, along with a message. I would have thought Tiger Woods would be the killer, considering the golf balls are in there. Don't know if they're Nike balls, since Woods is signed with Nike.

Also there were other clues. The tapes, which were found in the trash, as well as the monitors and surveillance equipment, especially the surveillance that captured the cart explosion. The tapes were very interesting, because I was thinking, "one of those tapes could have porn, and another could have a sex tape." Neither were discovered by the remaining guests. Kam had one of those tapes in his hand. I was thinking, "Kam, you know you want to pop it in because it has some porno on it!" I was also hoping a sex tape would be discovered amongst the tapes. Sex tapes are huge in such an investigation, you know. Also the monitors displaying the messages from the tapes. You all should be glad a 'dragon' never popped up in one of those tapes, Tic-Tac-Dough style:

As the investigation got deeper, alliances were beginning to form, and I was thinking, one could have had a complete 360 heel turn, pro wrestling style. Keep in mind, the episode aired last night here in the states on ABC, the 17th anniversary of Hulk Hogan joining the nWo; truly the greatest heel turn in the history of professional wrestling. It was at Bash at the Beach 1996 live on Pay Per View:

Finally all of the friction during the investigation lead to even more shocking stuff at the dinner table. Sizzling steak fajitas were on the menu. I would have thought Lindsey was scared. Nope. Giles said she was spared. As the remaining ten unveil their cards. I wouldn't believe two former 'scared' card holders-Dana and Don-would be the ones getting the 'scared' cards again. In fact, they both did. I was hoping it would be Kam and Lindsey. Again, the wrong people got the 'scared' cards.

Breakfast time. Steak and eggs on the menu. Everyone arrived. Dana came in late, and so did Don. I was hoping nothing happened to both. The exception: everyone's steaks were well done, except the steaks of both Dana and Don. Don went to the kitchen. A door in the kitchen was the perfect opening for a cougar. Don was in the kitchen and voila, the cougar presumably mauled him. Don, a former private investigator and the oldest of the guests on the manor, is the fourth 'fatality' on the manor. As for Dana, a second consecutive week she has ducked the killer. Who knows where that cougar came from? It will be interesting where this will go the next few Sunday nights.

At the end of the closing credits sequence, Adrianna discussed the cart explosion. It seems something out of the TV show Jackass. In that position on the tree, burnt from the explosion. She could have introduced herself: "I'm Adrianna Iwasinski. Welcome to Jackass." Then cue "Corona" by the Minutemen.

As for the scorecard:

ELIMINATED:
13. Sheri (electrocution, blunt force trauma)
12. Dontae (third degree burns)
11. Adrianna (fatal cart explosion)
10. Don (mauled by cougar)

Remaining: Dana, Lindsey, Sasha, Geno, Kam, Ulysses, Ronnie, Cris, Melina