Super Bowl XLIX: In Game Commercials Part 2: Honorable Mention

Here in part two, here are the in-game ads during NBC Sports' coverage of Super Bowl XLIX in which I gave an honorable mention. Though the ads are mediocre to T-Mobile terrible (see below), you will see why they didn't make the top five on my list. And here we go.

I lost my dog. Find my dog.

Forget the Internet. It's all about the Coke-rnet.

Jeff Bridges or Kevin Nash?

Arm wrestling the rainbow.

LOCTITE really saved our marriage.

God Made a Farmer. Part Deux.

The two worst ads of the night were from T-Mobile. The next to worst was that 'sorry, it's a boy' ad with Chelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman (very disappointed). However the worst was the first T-Mobile ad with Kim Kardashian. So before you folks say 'Sorry, It's a Boy' was the worst due to its sexist overtones, remember, the first T-Mobile ad of the night. May lose a lot of customers because of  the super-whore.

Without no Audi or Pepsi, the ads this year have been mediocre, but who knows what will be the trend for SB50, in which CBS Sports is paying $5 million for ad spot! Just because it's the 50th annual Super Bowl!

Coke Bringing Back Surge!

Link.

But only on Amazon!

Super Bowl XLVIII In-Game Ads, Part 2: My Honorable Mentions

In part I, I posted my top five ads of Super Bowl XLVIII. Now in part II, the ads that deserve my honorable mention.

Remember the criteria (see part one of this post).

Now let's proceed.

Cows can make love too!

It's 'nice,' but please don't do this on the road.

What language do you speak?

Those damn Muppets hijacked my Highlander!

 

Puppy-Clydesdale love!

 



Touchdown celebration...at an empty Lambeau Field (the best of the two Coke ads).

So there you have it. Some of the best ads from this year's Super Bowl. Have at it!

Review of Super Bowl XLVII Ads, Part 2: Honorable Mentions

Once again, part one of my Super Bowl XLVII ad review is up. That was the top five ads of this year's game. Now here are some ads that deserve honorable mention. Some might like it, some won't. That's life.

Here are my honorable mentions of the ads from this year's game:

The Coke Chase ads. The original one that aired in the first half:

When voting ended, it was the Showgirls who had the most votes. The Cowboys (I voted for them) and Badlanders were also voted on. However, it was this man who had the last laugh:

For those who claimed these ads are racist, take a Zoloft and shut up.

Speaking of imitating other cultures...

You are happy if you're Jamaican and you own a '13 VW:

 



These next three are from occasional Super Bowl advertiser, AB InBev, who was the only (I think) beer manufacturer with ads in this year's game.

It's only weird, if it doesn't work:

And the Clydesdale:

For the record, AB InBev wants you to name the Clydesdale seen in the ad. Make sure you send them a twitter @Budweiser, then use '#Clydesdales.

From Clydesdales to human life.

"Where do babies come from?"

Elderly and senior citizens party and eat Taco Bell at night...really?

Anyone can get a wish, right?

The battle of cream versus cookie, ECW style!

And with an Oreo, you might want "The People's Milk!"

Finally, you might want to wash it all down with Pepsi Next, which actually tastes just like Pepsi:

If you liked the Subway, GoDaddy and Calvin Klein ads, FUCK YOU! They sucked ass. So there you have it. The best and (some of) the best ads of Super Bowl XLVII from the CBS telecast.